GIRLS
SEASON 2, Episode 2
GEORGE: I thought you
knew you were gay. I know you're young, but come-on, you enjoy musicals and
butt plugs. I'm too old for this shit.
ELIJAH: Forget I fucked
Marnie. It was two pumps and then I got soft!
Hannah's room. She
shows Elijah a creepy video of Adam singing a depressing song to Hannah.
HANNAH: Oh my god he
likes me so much I bet he's going to murder me.
Marnie is on a job
interview at a gallery.
MARNIE: I got fired,
but I am young and pretty and will work for free so I just don't understand how
this could happen.
GALLERY DIRECTOR (to
her assistant): Cup. Hot water. Tea bag. In. Out. In. Out. Stupid little girl.
MARNIE: Um.
GALLERY DIRECTOR: I
could hire you, but I won't. I just don't see you in the art world.
MARNIE: But where do
you see me? How else will I meet my future husband?
Sandy, Hannah and
Elijah are together.
SANDY: Not only am I
black, but I am also a Republican. A total fucking outsider to make your tv
show more diverse.
Ray and Shoshanna make
pillow talk.
RAY: You pet the
animals and you experience emotions. I can pet a pig.
SHOSHANNA: I can pet a
pig, too.
Marnie walks into the
apartment and complains about losing her job.
MARNIE: There aren't
curator jobs anymore! I wish someone had told me that before I decided on a
career as a curator!
RAY: There are too many
curators in the world. You're screwed.
SHOSHANNA: You could,
like, totally get a pretty person job.
Thomas-John's apartment
with Jessa and Hannah.
THOMAS-JOHN:What the
fuck are you wearing?
HANNAH: It's a pair of
shorteralls. And yeah, I invented that.
JESSA: OMG puppies!
What a perfect wedding gift!
HANNAH: Let me stuff
one down my shirt.
JESSA: Life is never
going to get any better for you.
Hannah and Sandy are
making out on Sandy's couch in his impossibly grown-up apartment.
SANDY: Your writing is
shit. Nothing is going on. It's vapid.
HANNAH: This opens up a
dialogue about MY work and ME and ME and ME. Thanks for talking about ME. I
like you.
SANDY: I'm a
Republican. My skin may be black, but I'm not.
HANNAH: I don't like
you. Let's just be friends.
SANDY: You must leave.
HANNAH: But I wanted to
date a black guy and go to a bad part of town!
Marnie and Elijah are
in Hannah's apartment.
MARNIE: We have to tell
Hannah we slept together! It's the most important thing in the world right now!
ELIJAH: No. Her skin is
thick like a hippo, but it's really thin like paper.
Hannah enters.
MARINE: I got a job as
a hostess at a rich old man club!
HANNAH: Whore.
MARNIE: You're just
jealous because you can't get a pretty person job.
HANNAH: Well I have my
own tv show, biatch!
Hannah's bedroom at
night.
ADAM: Boo! I might
murder you!
HANNAH: Go away after I
give you some milk.
Hannah Dials 9-1-1, but
quickly hangs up.
ADAM: I will pursue you
because someone must to make you appear attractive.
HANNAH: It's quite the
mind-fuck for our viewers. Now go away.
ADAM: Okay bye.
POLICE OFFICER: We had
a 9-1-1- hang up. What is the complaint? I'm so sick of self-absorbed girls
thinking their drama is so terrible.
ADAM: You called the po-po
on me?!
HANNAH: Um, I want a
restraining order.
ADAM: Oh, and maybe I
should have filed one when you showed up at my house wearing just knee socks.
That shit should be illegal.
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