SEASON 2, Episode 3

GIRLS

SEASON 2, Episode 3

Hannah is on an interview at a hip online zine.

JAM, PUBLISHER: We will pay you $200 an article if you do a threesome or a shit ton of cocaine.

HANNAH: Okay.

Front Stoop Sale

JESSA: Please buy our hipster clothes.

HANNAH: You need a permit. I need coke.

Hannah’s apartment building. In creepy neighbor’s apartment.

HANNAH: OMG you have a turtle!

LAIRD, THE CREEPY NEIGHBOR: Would you like some pomegranate juice?

HANNAH: You’re creepy and dirty so you must have cocaine.

Rich old man club.

OLD MAN: You’re a sexy little thing.

MARNIE: I’ll get you a drink!

BOOTH: Why do you work in this sketchy ass place?

MARNIE: Because I’m finding myself.

BOOTH: Let’s have sex.

MARNIE: Okay.

Hannah’s bedroom with cocaine.

ELIJAH: Let me dress you as a girl who fucked her uncle and step-dad.

HANNAH: Only if it shows my thighs, belly, and flabby arms. I need to disgust people.

HANNAH: Let’s draw all over the walls to show we’re high and crazy.

Booth’s studio.

BOOTH: I’m the next Damien Hirst. Let me lock you inside a closet of televisions.

MARNIE: ZOMG ZOMG!

Booth makes a latte and writes some correspondence.

MARNIE: Fuck you. You’re talented.

Greenhouse Club.

ELIJAH: We are young and hot!

HANNAH: Is this children’s shirt small enough? I am a sweaty bitch!

Hannah takes off her shirt and switches tops with a gay man dancing next to her.

HANNAH: A see-through mesh shirt? Awesome! I can be naked for the rest of the episode!

ELIJAH: Your nipples are disgusting. Let’s do some coke.

Elijah and Hannah do lines off of a toilet bowl seat in a bathroom stall.

ELIJAH: I had sex with Marnie and this information must come out while we are coked up.

HANNAH: Did you have an ejaculation? OMG I hate you.

ELIJAH:  I didn’t even come in her, stupid!

Marie just had sex with Booth.

MARNIE: Let me pee so I don’t get a UTI from that crazy sex.

Elijah and Hannah are in a drug store.

HANNAH: If Marnie can have you then so can I! Pucker up!

ELIJAH: You taste like beef jerky.

LAIRD, THE CREEPY NEIGHBOR: Hi, I’m shopping for socks. No, I’m stalking you.

HANNAH: I am perfectly fine in my crazy night of coke fun, thank you very much.

HANNAH: Laird, if you’re gonna creep on us you might as well come with us.

Booth’s studio

Marnie: Yay, I’m his girlfriend!

Elijah, Hannah and Laird knock on the door obnoxiously.

ELIJAH: Is this a bank!?

MARNIE: OMG your nipples are seriously offending me.

HANNAH: I know you slept with my friend Elijah and now I hate you for it because it is the biggest deal in the world and I must magnify it to create conflict.

HANNAH (At Marnie): You lied with your eyes!

MARNIE: Your nipples are still offending me. *Barf*

HANNAH: Elijah you suck and are moving out. You ruined my crazy night of coked-up fun by having crazy coked-up fun.

LAIRD, THE CREEPY NEIGHBOR: Can we have sex now?

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